January 20, 2007

Dreaming of women who once were

Joel Akin

 Lets go into something we haven't dealt with before. Lets say that God had a time when he wanted us to be happy. So lets say that I was a man who had been alive and I was trapped on earth. What would God do to rescue me?

 The answer might be a surprise. So lets say God wanted that question deleted because it was too close to the truth. So I have to come up with something new. How about this. Lets talk about time travel because I have a brother who doesn't quite believe in it.

 We'll pick on him since he doesn't read this. And if some day he does then I'll apologize.

 First he said to me on Monday this week that the chance of him moving anywhere in 2007 are zero. So I said "If you move by January 15 of 2008 then you owe me a lobster dinner at Red Lobster. Now I should have said somewhere like Florida because there the lobster might be fresher then here on the praries. Of course the lobster is flown in live but you know how prairie lobsters are. They tend to lose their ability to molt.

 Anyway I wanted to know if time travel were possible so lets say that I secretly write a will for one share of ATT from 1912 when television is first theorized. Well, its a game. So he gets the share and it turns out ATT actually owns the rights to television so as the original heir to the fortune he gets a percent of all sales of televisions since 1950. At one penny a television and twenty billion televisions sold, well, one can dream, he would be rich. And people would pay him because he was the heir and tv went around the world and his family was part of the original story. And so that share is the original and I would ask God to make it happen.

 Now such a story sounds crazy but I know ATT has been around probably since the 1800's and in 1912 they did theorize the TV though it may not have been ATT but some obscure technician.

Anyway time travel is possible according to scripture. Lets say that time was equipped with desire. And if I wanted to travel in time, which I do, then I would have to be equipped with a desire for travel. I have that.

 Now lets say I was secretly reading this and reminding myself to go back and leave a message.

 Now of course I would leave it secretly in my stapler so hold on while I look. Now its not there which can only mean that I failed to remember to write the note or God told me it would be difficult to sneak in with mom upstairs and me downstairs and then I go out and come right back in. She has a nose for mischief.

 Well, if I go outside now its night and its cold and so I forget about it.

 But lets say that it were of God to open time but because its going to be done away with and healed it has to be given a new name.

 Lets say it did and does have an heiress. And I can prove it because they were in charge of the Sampo. Or they were to be given rights regarding it in some fashion. Now the Sampo was part of earths ancient history but lets remind ourselves that God is real. And he wants it to return. And it is his desire to make it happen. So what would it be called but the Sampo and the Sampo would be a short name for Sampola who was a woman of rights. She would carry the name but Hope Katalina would be the heiress. Now if Sampola was a witch and she was called the sand witch because she wanted to fill the entire world with it. She liked it and that is one of the original women whom God loved as a friend. She was smart and agile and able to find love anywhere she wanted. But she wanted love of men but no man of her time wanted her. She was too smart for them and men wanted women who were blonde and dumb. Well, it was old earth and not today when we want our women smart.

 Now here is the oddity of history. I knew this story and yet God asked me a question. He said who was the one who had the ownership of this story of the Sampo? I thought about it and I said Polaris. But here is the oddity. Pola is part of Sampola's name which I knew. History records the tree as the Sampo. I guess I knew that but I didn't really remember it as that name because the Bible calls it the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and we call it the tree that brought forth death.

 So anyway Pol Aris is like Pol Heiress. The odds of that are pretty slim. And that means this story I've been writing has to be true.

 Now if that is true then I needed that knowledge so I could write the following.

 Man is meant to be of God. God is meant to be in man. Man is part of God and God is part of men. Men went to the moon but the moon was empty of life. Yet inside the moon is an air bubble of water. It is filled with water. The water is toxic but not of life. It is toxic of time.

 Thus the moon has to be destroyed but not by casting into the sun. It has to be towed into deep space where it will be destroyed by a massive explosion.

 The light will be fragile which means no one can see it except in reverse. So those who go to blow it up have to watch it explode in a capsule. That means those who go to explode the moon will be trapped in time together.

 Now being trapped in time doesn't sound like much fun. It won't be. But being trapped in time means they will be stuck with each other for a full year. In that year they will either hate each other or fall in love. So God wanted them to do something to keep busy and that meant carrying them back to the beginning of time.

 Now they are not yet on the way. It will be physical and not just of the mind. They will carry a capsule which is a ship nearly a mile in size. They will go back and be responsible for carrying forward two things. One is life. God will provide that in a germ capsule which is nearly a mile in size. Now God wants to visit the future but He can't because he is so big. So God is going to go as a dove.

 That means the original dove of the Holy Spirit will come to the future to visit man. That means these two will be in close proximity with the Holy Spirit who will be there to chaperone the two for a full year.

 In that time they have to behave because they will go back as children. Now children means they will be older then ten but younger then 20. And 20 is the youngest they can get.

 So this means the chaperone will then go back to the Holy Spirit of time and they will be granted fullness of life until they are 30. Then at that time they will cease maturing. They will come back as man and woman and this means they have to find a way back to the future.

 To do this they have to pray everyday or they will cease to function. This means they will be trapped for a day each day they miss. This won't be fun because that means sin would find them and try them.

 So here is the future and that is if they wish God can try them tonight and take them back to the future. And take them back to time and take them back to the future. And that means they try to come back by prayer. And since they are not in the past but in the present they can love by holding hands.

Holding hands is like dreaming of love. And love is like a hope and a prayer. And prayer is the key to this story. So pray as usual and pray for help.